Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

shweffed

When a male engages in sexually pleasuring a female's vagina with his fingers in a public place, most likely to be a dance-floor in a nightclub.

Tom: "hey a just shweffed some girl"
Dan: "cool"

by skipinda February 19, 2011

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

by Shotty rules December 4, 2015

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020