When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.
Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.
by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008
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He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
by JFromH May 15, 2009
Get the Slippery sleeping bag mug.Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
by amnsiac May 15, 2009
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Get the self-heating sleeping bag mug.A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.
by Gino Felino May 1, 2011
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"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020
Get the Wet Sleeping Bag mug.The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug
by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017
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