Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.

When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020

shaven maven

Term for a vagina that is totally shaved. No pubic hair

1. "My girl friend has a shaven maven"
2. "So what did that chicks puss look like last night"
"Man she had a shaven maven"

by Lonestar May 18, 2004

shaven bieber

Fuck you i searched for this.
It did not exist. I am disapointed now

Me searching shaven bieber into firefox addon search
Addon search: "No such add on"
Me: You bastard

by Wymer the Cheese Guy April 22, 2011

shaven aven

it means a shaven pussy for a girl

have you got a shaven aven

by angryalien July 22, 2006

Shaven-Haven

A fully shaved pubescent region, such as a vagina, or penis/scrotum. The term can also describe the head. The term is used in a derogatory fashion, or amidst hyperactive behaviour.

"Did you see Peter's head??"
"Yes! he's gone for the shaven-haven!"

by MayHay August 20, 2011

clean-shaven

What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).

"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"

A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."

"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).

by sightsinsights April 23, 2018

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011