When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug.Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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Alien 2: sharmingbolter
Alien 1: how are you doing on this fine day
Alien 2: I'm okay I guess shrugggggg
Alien 1: well I can't help you I have to go, sharmingbolter
Alien 2: you're so useless smh. Sharmingbolter
Alien 2: sharmingbolter
Alien 1: how are you doing on this fine day
Alien 2: I'm okay I guess shrugggggg
Alien 1: well I can't help you I have to go, sharmingbolter
Alien 2: you're so useless smh. Sharmingbolter
by Arden the almighty December 5, 2018
Get the Sharmingbolter mug.Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.
by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011
Get the Sharting mug.When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!
by LordCoitus October 3, 2016
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