Shartist

Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.

I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.

by hilarioyo July 13, 2021

Shartist

(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.

Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

Sharist

A person who shares a lot of memes/post on Facebook and then writes hilarious and sarcastic comments. They usually share about 15 - 30 memes a day.

This is the 18th post she has shared today, she sure does her job as a sharist.

by - a canniber. July 24, 2021

smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011

spartist

Noun. Humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with Marxist dialectical jargon. From the fictitious character Dave Spart in Private Eye, a British satirical fortnightly.

He came out with some Spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.

by Battered Osidge February 25, 2006