Al Sharpton

The poster boy for stupid.

Al Sharpton would do the world a favor by getting a real job and/or just sucking on a hose pipe.

by New York City Dave July 3, 2008

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

Al Sharpton

An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.

America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 6, 2009

Al Sharpton

The Jack Thompson of African Americans. Nuff said

See Jack Thompson

Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.

by Mecha105 August 3, 2007

Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.

"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".

by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009

Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.

by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011