sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

by jihadonU September 22, 2014

Wendy Sharpe

Wendy Sharpe, Richard Hale, is the most annoying incomplete form of a teacher. She comes into school with the biggest skid mark on her arse, and her hairline is as bad as her IQ. If you want a R.E. teacher who is in for only the money, you’ve found yourself a shit teacher.

Wendy Sharpe has the biggest skid mark ever on her arse.

by Voltage Likes Men May 10, 2019

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

sharleen

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, be once you get to know her, shes crazzyy and a great person to talk to. She cute, adorable, and sexayy. Shes a perakn with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she did something wrong and apoligizes.. She really means it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one.. your lucky. This is also another way to spell Charlene. But someone with this spelling.. is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.Shes a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your friends with her dont ever let her go. Once shes gone.. She may never come back.

Person 1: Whose that sexy chick? Is she a supermodel?

Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen

by pinkforever345 January 4, 2012

ava sharpe

Ava Sharpe is a character from the CW show DC's Legends of Tomorrow she is a very strong woman and clone from the future. She was the director of the time bureau before joining the legends, Rip Hunter is also finally dead. Powerful leader who is the biggest bottom for her girlfriend, Sara Lance, please she's an amazing lesbian how can we not love her; Stan Avalance for clear skin and gay happiness. I know she will make the best time mom ever for the seven children on the Waverider.

Ava Sharpe is the love of Sara Lance's life, as well as mine.

by shi,bi and ready to cri October 15, 2019