Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

by Shelbo December 25, 2007

Sharktapuss

A creature that is half shark half octapuss. he is a mans worst enemy especially matts!!!

Damn you sharktapuss!!!! bootysweat

by the kool'st guy alive upto now March 3, 2010

Sharktopussed

As of or being attacked/ harassed by a sharktopus.

Christine was jet skiing when she was startlingly sharktopussed and eaten.

by Bruised Pear June 5, 2024

Sharktus

Sharktus means the horniest, religious, fascist, slave-master and historian white dude

dude 1 : Yo dude you became real Sharktus
dude 2 : Damn that's worse than going to hell
Sharktus dude : Atleast it's a cool Lifestyle
dude 1 and 2 : true

by SeraphimSharktus August 25, 2020