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Police officer's in traffic among the school of fish (Drivers)
Too many sharks on the road. Becareful driving.
Sharks by Noble Sage January 13, 2020
You are trying to get rid of the past shame you got from looking up shark, and are trying to make it look as though you wanted the actual definition.
Person: I like sharks
Pervert: I like shark
Sharks by TechnoBallMuncher June 13, 2022

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

Sharks vs. Jets mentality 

The belief that, having established deep antipathy toward a group of people, any action taken by your opponents is inherently bad, and that you must oppose them regardless of principle or practicality.
Its unfortunate to see this sharks vs. jets mentality in political discourse, especially when so many things need to get done.

sharks ass 

The burning feeling in your ass when you take a shit after eating really hot spicy food the day before.
Dude, those habaneros are gonna give you some wicked sharks ass!

Sharks and minnows 

One child is the shark and stands in the middle of the yard. The other kids are the minnows and line up at one end of the yard. The object is for the minnows to get from one end of the yard to the other without being caught, aka tagged, by the shark. If tagged, then the minnow also becomes a shark.
Bob: Let’s play sharks and minnows

The children in his basement: Yeah

Bob: I’ll be the shark

Kids in the basement: ok
Sharks and minnows by Your bob August 30, 2022