Shagaholic

Sexual stakhanovist.

Alpha Male (or Hot Babe) obsessed with sex, unweary, always up to fuck, exploding bitch shield, who could get and please every targets.

- Dude, where's Roy ?
- Arf. Locked in your room with your mom and your sista..
- Fuckin' Shagaholic ..

by DarkRoy February 21, 2011

Sarcaholic

A person who being so sarcastic seems actually crazy.

Peter: the lawyer it is so unprofessional, I do not know if he is, actually, acting nuts or just being sarcaholic.

by tipar September 25, 2016

shirkaholic

Has the opposite meaning to workaholic; someone who habitually works.

A shirkaholic may intentionally or unintentionally never get round to doing any work, filling their day with chit chats, coffee breaks and possibly, internet based distractions

Cedric was a complete shirkaholic, he came in to work at 9:30am then had coffee for half an hour with some cereal. At 10am he would greet his coworkers and then rearrange his desk. He had lunch at midday untill one. Since he didn't smoke, Cedric then checked his emails and replied as nessecary. 3pm brought with it another coffee break and then another tour of the office. He would always go home at 4:30pm to collect a friends' child from after school activites.

by lord vandenburg April 13, 2010

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

slackaholic

A slackaholic refers to someone who usually logs a lot of work hours, but doesnt actually get much done.

stephen worked well and completed projects on time, but now hes becoming a slackaholic

by coatandtie October 9, 2009

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

shirkaholic

like a workaholic but opposite

someone who always bunks off skips class doesnt go to work etc

that brian hasnt been to work for 3 weeks, hes a shirkaholic

by lord vandenburg of westwood September 19, 2009