Sharaphovia

The fear of screaming. Named after Maria Sharapova, whose success in tennis was due mainly to the off-setting effect of primal screams she emitted constantly during her matches. Rationalized to tennis officials as a release of the explosive energy required for hard serves and ground strokes, the main intention was to psyche and dominate her opponents by derailing their concentration using irritating aural noise. Constant exposure to this noise over long matches can be shown to leave an oily plaque on the eardrum and cause dizziness and a rattling sensation in the ears. Potential opponents of such screamers often suffer from Sharaphovia.

When will tennis officials finally ban the infantile tactics used by some players of screaming. How many women in the sport must be handicapped by the dreaded Sharaphovia.

by obracadabra November 21, 2012

sharight

Yeah right you wish

"I have a Ferrari "

"Sharight....."

by MelXz November 1, 2017

sariph

A boy who may be innocent and wants to spell own name in a fancy way.

He may or may not be Sariph! Nobody knows

by blackmagic88 June 17, 2019

Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.

I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.

by wordsaregood December 2, 2021

sharishth

A hacker that only uses kali linux. Introvert

Oh no! sharishth hacked into the pentagon again

by erehyega December 30, 2021

Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

by 3dPulP November 4, 2012

Sharphigh

When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"

by dadmenow December 7, 2017