spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009

city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.

I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.

by Djangoboone May 12, 2008

Shelunking

To bury your penis to the base and or bottom out in her vagina.

Last night I was shelunking my girl so good that all she could say was "to deep, to deep".

by Scum i am February 19, 2009

seplunking

the act of female masturbation.

seplunking makes me hot and bothered.

after seplunking, my stalactites were dripping.

by The Girl That Wants To Go Home With You December 10, 2008

Splunking

v. to explore an old place, especially for antiques.

-a bargain hunt for slightly used goods in an old house or abandoned warehouse building.

We're splunking this estate sale for Depression glassware and vintage bags.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

shaunking

The act of pretending to be involved with successful humanitarian causes in order to grift money from gullible leftists while pretending to be Black

That white guy didn’t help free the people kidnapped by Hamas; he’s totally shaunking about it on Twitter because he’s broke again.

by shaunkingisagrifter October 21, 2023

Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024