Shamlonk

An absolute gamer who destroys pussy with ever waking hour.

Man I just get cocked blocked by that shamlonk.

by Xvarous February 25, 2022

shapronie

An over weight person
A slob
Someone who is not very intelligent
See definition of Miz

Stop eating McDonalds everyday, you'll turn into a shapronie

That shapronie needs to hide his gut

Stop being a shapronie, you know how to fix the problem.

by Joe Rodriguez June 24, 2005

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

shalonime

What Elonime and Shalom's couple name is.

Yo look there's shalonime.

by bruh©™® May 8, 2021

Shaplank

1: Shaplank is a man/woman that changes her form from time to time who is in jail and made up the shaplank dance. Shaplank often escapes jail.

2: Shaplank is an urban dance where you have to jump in the air and in mid jump go into a plank formation and fall on the ground.

1: Woohoo Shaplank escaped jail!

2: Dude, I dare you to shaplank on that cop car.

by Shaplank Foundation July 7, 2015

shalonkalot

Fucked up Cory

Don't be a shalonkalot

by Erockkk May 8, 2018

Shalonk

A funny discord thingy that means good

"Hows your day"

"Shalonk am i right?"

by PooFard November 17, 2021