Shandy

1) A popular beverage; half alcoholic, half soft drink, such as lager and lemonade

2) A pre-op transexual, shemale, half & half: ostensibly, female looking, but with male genitalia.

Have you met my new girlfriend; Candii, she's a shandy.

OMG! I didn't know you liked Trannys!

by Just247 April 13, 2010

shandy

1) A disfigured sharklike gnome;
2) A promiscuous sex god
3) A helenic hero of the trojan war; more generally an adjective describing a boy who loses his virginity at an early age.

1) The shandy attacked my neck
2) Holy shit, you shandy, DO ME.
3) The little girl had her way with the shandy boy.

by campfire madness July 11, 2006

Shandy

A bitch who uses people for money.

Guy 1: So I took this girl on a trip to Vegas and when we got back she ditched me.

Guy 2: You totally got Shandy'd

by Andrew3D November 19, 2009

Shandy

The name giving to someone who is shit at something and called Andy!

Lisa: "While you call him Shandy?"

Rob: "Because he is shit and he's called Andy"

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Shandy

A shandy is achieved when in prison, one inmate shits in his hand and uses that shit as lubricant to give a fellow inmate a handjob.

Eat up Anthony, because I want you to be good and ready to give me a shandy after lights out tonight.

Or!

DAMN PHILIP!! Smells like someone got a motherfucking shandy up in your cell son! Nasty.

by BobIsTheBatman May 25, 2018

Shandy

To clear one's massive bowels.

"Hey guys, I'll be right back. I need to take a huge shandy.

by shandydoer September 30, 2010

Shandy

A self-administered “hand job”

He was so lonely he gave himself a shandy.

by Lil’ Red October 4, 2019