Shamaraderie

Portmanteau word

The forced workplace based camaraderie that exists between middle management and her "team"
Typically involves laughter at appallingly weak jokes and bonding exercises in which "Team Leader" and "Team" fantasise over the changes to the workplace they would invoke if the lottery syndicate got lucky.
It is shown to have no basis in friendship when exposed to meaningful scrutiny

The sense of them "all being in it together" was exposed as a "shamaraderie" the moment the MD began to ascertain who was to blame for the loss of the account

by Markiavelli February 17, 2013

Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

shamalakeuk

shamalakeuk is a new ethnicity which originated in somalia.
Shamalakeuks are all often dark skinned and have a funky smell as it very
cultural to smear shit on yourself if you're a shamalakeuk

I am a shamalakeuk

by Mariana123 July 7, 2022

sampladelic

(adj.) A piece of music (of any genre) that strikes the listener as particularly suited to being sampled and made into a hip-hop song.

That song is kinda wack, but the break is sampladelic.

by MC Prose July 5, 2014

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

Shamaraderie

When you feel obliged to have a good time in the company of people you'd rather not be around.

Or,

People pretending to be your friends when really all they want is something from you, when they are drunk, or themselves feel obliged due the social situation.

"I think I'll give the work Xmas party a miss this year, I can't stand the drunken shamaraderie!"

by Scott Hoad December 13, 2009

Shampoodead

Look how easy me mek a word breda a bean duh dis.

Shampoodead believed anything he saw on the internet.

by Beenie33 November 2, 2018