shaankanwal

Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.

Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow

by Mukh man February 8, 2018

Shabank

When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.

"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."

by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011

shalacking

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

by tibore September 20, 2008

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

shalacked

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

Shalack

To take a massive dump.

I'm gonna go shalack it.

by Pseudonymous bugbosch June 19, 2017