Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

shalafi

Shalafi means "teacher" or "master" in Silvanesti, the Elven language of Krynn, which is the fictional world of the Dragonlance setting.

"I'll be with you soon, my Shalafi."

"Forgive me, Shalafi, I meant no disrespect."

You get the idea. :P

by Kiyenna August 2, 2007

Shalaina

The beauty of the world. Shalaina is used for the most exotic, sexy, beautiful dreamer the universe has ever seen. Guys kill for Shalainas. Perfection, beauty, and a love for classical music make Shalaina an exceptional woman. If your lucky enough to get one, hold on to it. Unique and amazing, Shalaina will take your breath away.

"Shalaina is amazing, I have never seen anyone like her in my entire life."

"Woah, man! You got a Shalaina! Hold on to her, they're pretty rare."

"Dude, lay off my Shalaina. Finders, keepers."

by UrbanDictionary123456789098765 November 23, 2011