Shitstache

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 24, 2006

Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

Shitstache

When some one takes their booty juice and puts it on your upper lip

Rachel: I'm gonna stick my finger in my ass and give you a shitstache!

Nick: Keep those fingers away from me.

by lilretard July 8, 2022