by Miku326 January 11, 2009
He's that edgy guy from sonic. He came to fruition in Sonic Adventure 2. The black hedgehog is "the ultimate life form" the reason eggman blew up the moon.
eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G.
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by NCR Trooper May 31, 2019
Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by HeroesSquad February 02, 2021
Common term reffering to "shadowy" game character who wields guns for the sole purpose of grabbing the attention of shooter fans and nothing more. A Dante wannabe.
by The Dillo April 16, 2005
I am Shadow the Hedgehog, and I had to make my own game to prove I'm better than Sonic! This is WHO I AM!
by The Mysterious Mr. X July 28, 2006
An emo hedgehog that appears in the Sonic games, who's debut was in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. He died, then was brought back to please rabid fangirls by a mysterious plot-hole.
He is now known as a gun wielding emo who doesn't give a rat's ass about life. He curses and stuff, and has daily flashbacks that are stupid and annoying. He is a very cliché character in all.
He is now known as a gun wielding emo who doesn't give a rat's ass about life. He curses and stuff, and has daily flashbacks that are stupid and annoying. He is a very cliché character in all.
by Not Shadow August 06, 2007
Shadow the hedgehog is a new character created by SEGA. He made his first appearence in Sonic Adventure 2 (Sonikku adobencha tsu). I think he's just a FUCKING MISTAKE!! SEGA WENT TO FAR WHEN THEY CREATED HIM. I HATE HIM! It should be Sonic Tails and Knuckles. Only them in the video games.
Some people thinks he's cool . and some fucking hates him!
I fucking hate him!
And i hate all the other characters like Chris and friends and Silver The Hedgehog??? oh god what's next sonic get's a son named Ultra sonic?
But i don't want you to hate Shadow or like him.
You can think as you want.
If SEGA continues to put any more characters like this then i'm gonna quit being a sonicfan.
Some people thinks he's cool . and some fucking hates him!
I fucking hate him!
And i hate all the other characters like Chris and friends and Silver The Hedgehog??? oh god what's next sonic get's a son named Ultra sonic?
But i don't want you to hate Shadow or like him.
You can think as you want.
If SEGA continues to put any more characters like this then i'm gonna quit being a sonicfan.
Person 1: Ya like Shadow the hedgehog?
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Yeah the classic sonic is the best! ^^.
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Yeah the classic sonic is the best! ^^.
by SonicFan atleast now :( March 27, 2008