a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.
And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.
That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.
That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
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"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?
Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
by Champcar November 27, 2011
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by tinadonn September 26, 2012
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by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007
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/sEXˈzī-itē/
A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about having sex with someone.
Typical among virgins.
/sEXˈzī-itē/
A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about having sex with someone.
Typical among virgins.
Dude 1: "I'm finally gonna lose my V Card with Jessica tonight. What if I mess up and stick it in the wrong hole?"
Dude 2: "Just be calm. Everyone has sexiety the first time around"
Dude 2: "Just be calm. Everyone has sexiety the first time around"
by UwiKid September 5, 2012
Get the sexiety mug.Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.
by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011
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