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Smuffing

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Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys
Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip
by Letka February 4, 2009
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SirMuffinMan

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1. Australian for beer.

2. The legendary Sasrobin slayer.
Krings: I could really use an ice cold SirMuffinMan right about now.
Kevin: IAWTC
Krings: You and I both.
by Gabba March 17, 2005
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Sex Muffin

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Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
by Colombianomania September 30, 2005
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SirMuffinMan

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A mysterious hunk. Hunky because he's from Australia, but mysterious because we're all staying on our respective hemispheres until we die. Also slang for 'nice ass'.
<i>Dayum</i>, look at that fine SirMuffinMan on that one!
by suburbangrump January 11, 2004
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A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.
How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
by Norberto March 12, 2008
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Shmuffin

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by Shmuffin Lover August 25, 2011
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Smegmuffin

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A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement
Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins
by Fyfe August 30, 2003
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