the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

the sexless innkeeper by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

sexletoe 

When my roomie tapes the tail from my g-string to the bed, making it look like mistletoe.

Hey look, we're both under the sexletoe, you know what that means?

sexletoe by Favs March 12, 2004

Sexlexic 

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.

David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.

Sexlexic by David Coberly November 28, 2005

sexless streaming 

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

sexless streaming by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

sexless 

one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.

andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.

sexless by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004

Sexlexia 

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.

Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."

Sexlexia by HK303 February 25, 2011

Sexless September 

Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.

Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?

Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!

Sexless September by DeadpanOtaku October 10, 2020