sexiled

When your college roomate's boyfriend or girlfriend comes to visit at your dorm and they sexile you from the room.

"Roomate: Get out of here for awhile.
Friend down the hall: Haha you were sexiled!"

by jcad February 1, 2009

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sexiled

-similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.
-when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roomate is busy in the act of lovemaking, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary akwardness. Or, more simply put, one if "exiled" from the room because of "sex", hence the name.

That old man has been sexiled.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

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sexile

To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

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Sexile

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019

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