Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

sexlexic

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"

by sexlexic June 27, 2007

sex-flex

A former lover, present friend, who one occasionally has sex with.

If it weren't for my sex-flex, I wouldn't be getting laid at all.

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

sexflesh

the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys

"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."

"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"

"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."

by dsimms January 9, 2009

sexflix

the act of watching copious amounts of Netflix sprinkled with interludes of sexual activity

so good, my woman and i sexflixed all weekend.

by bigdickhenry July 14, 2011

sexflexuality

A sexuality based off of dating a gender fluid person thats gender always changes, so instead of saying you are pan, bi etc and you only wanna take that person you can say you are sexflexuality

Milan: "I have a boyfriend! her name is Yolanda and he is gender fluid!"
Mike: "So what sexuality are you?"
Milan: "sexflexuality!, it's where you are dating a gender-fluid person but don't wanna be bi, pan etc and I only wanna date them!"

by yo-landie August 12, 2023

Sexflix

When people perform sexual acts only between binge watching shows on Netflix.

Mad Men sexflix tonight, 7 seasons so BYOL (bring your own lube).

by MuffinThumper December 5, 2015