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Floppy Seconds 

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.
Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds
Floppy Seconds by davepaul March 19, 2011
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Business seconds 

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.
"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."

sloppy seconds 

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube
sloppy seconds by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Filling your plate with food for the second time
He was still hungry, so he went back for seconds
seconds by zynth! June 20, 2007

5 Seconds of Summer

That band with the 4 hot dudes from Australia.
Kid: Mom will you read me a bedtime story?
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom

30 seconds 

Used as an expression to say that something is easy and should not take too Long to complete
Panda:This one 30 seconds no need to think just do! Y’all are 9sub class somemore!
Kaixiang: >__> 👌🏻
30 seconds by GrandPriest October 10, 2018

slutty seconds 

slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs
Male form: Man, Craig is going for slutty seconds. He's sleeping w/ the same girl that fucked his friends Eric and Justin.
Female form: Oh my god, Brita is for sure taking slutty seconds. She fucked Chelsea's ex, Melissa's ex, and Kerri's ex.
slutty seconds by Takinabreakistan December 8, 2005