lil squinty

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.

by Dapak June 9, 2018

Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

by tennisson May 16, 2011

squintmaxxing

Squinting your eyes on purpose to make your eye width to length ratio better. Part of looksmaxxing (but this time it's retarded and doesnt work)

Brainrotted incel: Yo bro have you tried squintmaxxing?

10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.

by autisticincel August 20, 2023

Sequita

Confident, stunning, erudite! A consummate professional! When you earn her loyalty, you've earned something special! She is fiercely protective and loving! She loves great food and good company! Sequita is a amazing, bold, and fierce! When angry she's a beast! She's honest and fair!

Sequita is an amazing woman!

by Ladyfamilydoc December 25, 2016

squint eastwood

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look

A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

by squint eastwood August 25, 2008