Senioritis is a disease that affects all high school seniors. For most people it starts in the second semester of the senior year. Symptoms for the disease include: Unsafe sex, many beer bongs, getting arrested, showing up to school extremely high, drawing a five foot penis on the chalkboard, and telling you teacher she looks like an old crack whore. The only way to get over this disease is to walk the stage at graduation, or punch your principal in the cock.
by Aarond87 May 16, 2006
A disease that usually hits high school seniors after they have been accepted to college, or their mid-year grades have been sent out. Symptoms include not caring about one's studies or grades, complete and total lazyness, and skipping classes. Senioritis is usually cured upon graduation from high school. Once this occurs, the student realizes that he/she must do a lot more work in college.
Teacher: Ok guys, 13 of you didn't do your homework. Don't let Senioritis set in!
Student: Who cares, we've been accepted to college and we're graduating in two months!
Teacher: Well, colleges can take away your acceptance.
Student: No they cant.
Student: Who cares, we've been accepted to college and we're graduating in two months!
Teacher: Well, colleges can take away your acceptance.
Student: No they cant.
by Tom Blake September 10, 2006
A disease that occurs when high school seniors have applied to and/or been accepted to college. Senioritis cripples any and all drive to do homework, and seniors replace homework time with activities like parties, pranks, and reading about senioritis on Urban Dictionary.
I got senioritis after finishing my application; why would I want to write an essay for English? Let's go play tag.
by comintern December 14, 2009
illness that generally strikes high school seniors; some symptoms of this illness include procrastination, laziness, excessive absences and tardies, skipping class, a change in normal attire, (ex. over use of extremely casual friday), senior pranks and multiple, multiple senior skip days. the only known cure for this bizarre illness is graduation.
by wnhogan December 10, 2008
When we reach senior year, we just don't give a damn anymore. it's over. we're better than EVERYONE, including the school's staff. We're unbeatable and immortal until August when we become freshmen again.
-You and 26 of your closest friends pile into a girls' purple hand-me-down minivan, stop at another friends house, steal alcohol and proceed to your basement to play beer pong and take shots. All before 11:30 am.
-"Wait, where is this cafeteria you speak of? is it anywhere near McDonald's?"
-"How do you cure Senioritis?!"
"Not sure man, hit this L while we ponder that thought."
-"Wait, where is this cafeteria you speak of? is it anywhere near McDonald's?"
-"How do you cure Senioritis?!"
"Not sure man, hit this L while we ponder that thought."
by vivishayurbnbn January 04, 2008
a medical issue that occurs when one becomes a senior, this is usually caused by a lot of stress put on a student in the freshman, sophomore, and junior years, this bug causes major laziness and is a cause for many lazy students who just want to get out of there
by ?????????BIGDOG????????? September 11, 2006
noun. A deadly, vicious disease that struck seniors (12th graders) when they get sick of high school and cause them to get more lazy, down, and tired.
by asianvirtuous March 18, 2003