selector

Reggae term for disc jockey, literally the one who selects the music.

What the blood clot dis selector be playing da bati boy music!

by SSDwellah March 14, 2009

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013

Psychedelic Selection

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

selective amnesia

to benefit oneself by pretending to forget.

"Dude, if I loan you this twenty dollars please pay me back. Don't come down with a case of selective amnesia on me."

by Mack C January 21, 2007

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten May 29, 2018

Richard Shelest

Ah, good ole Richard one of the most caring and handsome men out there. Richard is a musical artist who releases pop music. His Instagram is @richardshelest , and it turns out he also has a fanpage for miss. Billie eilish on Instagram which is @billieeilishitt0.2. He sometimes goes live, play piano, sing or maybe answer some fans and read comments since he isn’t a HUGE celebrity ( but I know he will be one day ) he still is able to respond to all his fans . You should I’m go listen to his music ... see what you think he is the BEST

Mike: OMG ! You have to listen to Richard Shelest.

Mia: who is that ?

Mike: come on don’t ask me that he is so cool here I’ll play and show who a little bit of him

Mia: ok wow ! I’m a fan now

by Balls are full of cream July 10, 2020