SEK

SonderEinsatzKommando
A special squad from the german police forces comparable to the SWAT-Team.
Those guys are summoned to handle armed bank robberies or any incident with hostages - and the like.
Equipped with body armor and the most modern assault rifles existing in Germany at any given time.
The requirements to enter the SEK as well as the wages are pretty high.

Bank Robber 1: Dude, you got the money?
Bank Robber 2: Sure thing - let's get the hell out of here!
BR 1: Shit - you seeing that? Police is already there...
*BR 2 is splattered across the wall by automatic gunfire from outside*
BR 1: WTF they sent the SEK... I'll better get myself an hosta- *gets holes blown in forehead*

by Durel August 7, 2006

Seks

Another word for sex, which means to fuck someone with a dick.

Jack: "I had seks with Jessica last night!"

John: "Why don't you just say sex?"

Jack: "Cause' my fuckin parents don't let me cuss."

John: "But you just did."

Jack: "Because I don't give a shit what they think."

by Thedumbestbitchontheinternet August 4, 2020

Josh Sek

So attractive, you'll fall for him instantly. He's usually shorter than you but yknow what that means ;)

ayo whos that new hot guy
oh josh sek

by joshsekfan August 23, 2021

teh seks

good, excellent, what everyone wants.

Gumbadick is teh seks.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Peepee Seks

The act in which a male with a large penis allows a male with a substantially smaller penis to penetrate his penis hole with the smaller erect penis.

Hey dude, Want to drink some beers and have Peepee Seks?

by Ronald Mcgoo October 27, 2008

Sek-Mun

from the cantonese for "the gatekeeper of coolness".

That guy is Sek-Mun

by ShortBlack9 February 5, 2010

Poopi seks

poopi seks is an interesting word
its made up of the word poopi wich is a good word for ppl who are rly nice and seks wich is what adults do when you sleep and cant hear them

person 1: i heard that monke is pretty poopi
person 2: monke is poopi seks
person 1: yes

by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021