sejal

(n) The most amazing, perfect, funny, and gorgeous girl you will ever meet! She's known for her sexy and outgoing style, and knows how work it. Usually a person of Indian origin, but the name has became so likeable that it has spread to other parts of the world!

I want a sejal!

by wackawackalikeshakira April 16, 2011

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Senad

a commonly misspelled bosnian name. autocorrect chages it to 'send' even though the person being defined is actually named 'Senad'. he is one of the best guy friends EVER. hes smart, funny, sick-minded, short (but growing!), and cute (in a little kid way. or a teddy bear way). quite badass at times, but also can be a fail. loved by many, and has many great friends. favorite words are 'whore', 'slut' and 'hoe'. if you dont know a Senad, go to bosnia and find one, bring him back home, and make him your best friend.

kid: hey! its hug an asian day, so let me hug you!
Senad: but i'm not asian...?
kid: yeah you are. bosnia is in asia.
Senad: no. its in europe.
kid: *feeling like a fail* well never mind then...

by just-around-the-corner April 11, 2011

sebadoh

A rock/indie band of the late 80s and 90s that wrote, recorded and toured, wowwing fans with their loud and folkish songs of love, masturbation and confusion. One founder, Lou Barlow, was apparently kicked out of Dinosaur Jr. by J Mascis before forming Sebadoh with co-founder Eric Gaffney. Gaffney now fronts San Francisco trio "Fields of Gaffney". Jason Loewenstein was also a member in Sebadoh's hay-day.

Sebadoh fronted the indie rock movement of the early 90s. They wrote songs such as "Gimme Indie Rock", "Cry Sis", and "Three Times A Day".

by JonT October 13, 2004

Sajadian

A afghan kid with scratches on his face and bully’s people and is very insecure

For example “ yeah look at tondai yeah he’s a bear sajadian

by PLUTO SMITH May 25, 2018

Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

Sejal

A really loud and annoying boy/girl - no one actually knows. Sejal's don't know how to shut up but they're quite fun to speak to. If you've ever met a Sejal you're quite lucky so don't ever lose them. They can be sassy so if you can handle them that's you're your own problem.

"Shut up Sejal!"
"No thank you :)"

by Imbetterthanyoouuu September 18, 2017