Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

size me up

when someone wants to fight you and to basically get on their level; usually said by someone bigger to someone smaller (in height)

boy: I know you aint messin' around with my girl
2nd boy: wanna fight me for it? let's go, size me up!

by private.school.h0mboi February 23, 2011

Size It Up

To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.

Travis: "Size it up!"
Todd: "Stfu Travis."

by Lee Brody March 11, 2009

size her up

to see if a guys shlong will fit in you

id size her up at times to see if id fit in her

by seggsywh0re ;p July 17, 2021