Seinfelditis

A disease characterized by the constant mentioning of Seinfeld scenes after anything remotely similar occurs in the vicinity of the sufferer.

Mary's Seinfelditis rose to new heights when she was watching an episode of Friends and said, "Joey and Chandler remind me of Kramer."

by Lisa J. Gunner January 25, 2009

Seibeling

The act of fantasizing/masurbating about a sexy Professor and becoming either wet or hard during their class and subsequently going home and masturbating about them.

As I listen to my Professor's voice in class, I am seibeling of him with his hand in my pants.

by Hot for my teacher February 17, 2008

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Saifeddine

Has a huge dick has the power to destroy your sister pussy and can have any girl he wants

Wow he is like saifeddine

by Whatup128937 August 13, 2020

Seinfelding

When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.

Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.

by docbuzzo June 6, 2016

Seinfeldian

tedious or obsessive to the point of being ridiculous

She has such high standards for men that her objections are practically Seinfeldian.

by Whitney February 6, 2004