by jungkooks ear December 25, 2020
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An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.
"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
by lazirus July 7, 2004
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Get the segsy mug.In Filipino slang, it is an auxillary action being done at the same time with the main action. It is also used as Filipino gaming slang.
Segwey ko ang pagluto habang nanonood ng T.V.
(I will cook while watching T.V.)
Here, the main action is cooking while the auxillary action is watching television. Both actions are done at the same time. The number of Auxillary and main action(s) can be multiple.
(I will cook while watching T.V.)
Here, the main action is cooking while the auxillary action is watching television. Both actions are done at the same time. The number of Auxillary and main action(s) can be multiple.
by Slangishy November 7, 2019
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Get the seggseybxtch mug.A very well endowed Hungarian man. Enjoys eccentric music and speeding on the highway. Has an angel of a wife and a helluva spartan son. Alter Egos include but are not limited to - Tyler Durden, Rustin Cohle, Rick Sanchez, the Anti-Christ, and just about any character played by Keanu Reeves, Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, and strangely sometimes Tom Cruise.
Loves Nutella and fluff.
Loves Nutella and fluff.
Random person- “Look at that Semsey standing over there all dark and silent. I wonder what’s on his mind.”
Semsey - “I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Damn good show. Need to watch that again for the 301,984th time"
Semsey - “I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Damn good show. Need to watch that again for the 301,984th time"
by Mrs. Rusty Durden April 15, 2023
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