sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012

semitic good looks

the physical attractiveness of a Jewish person

Lisa Simpson: "I believe everything you say, with your words and Semitic good looks."

by beautiful_penguin May 21, 2016

ov şehit

Turkish version of "oh shehit", got popular at mid 2010's between Turkish teenagers. According to rumors the sentence came to Turkey with reddit from US redditors. Generally using in "fatal" events. Also "şehit" means "martyr" in Turkish.

"Ov şehit, his nose bleeds like a fountain."

by gotmeonmyknees December 6, 2020

seritful

Used to decribe the mood somebody is in after all there "friends" turn against them and pay someone to anally abuse them for a whole year.

Liam is looking pretty seritful after that session with ollie.

by Chris "the daddy" Parr January 1, 2005

Sefte

When you slap someone at the back of the head once they have a haircut.

Nick got a haircut so I gave him a sefte

by BRADLEYBOY123 February 20, 2017

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014