Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

Seeding

The act of enabling files for redistribution for Torrents and other file sharing systems.

Seeding at least what you take is important, that is why it is called "file sharing."

by asus2000 September 10, 2011

Seedtick

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you

Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018