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Sebastion

An Asian looking male that says he’s Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: So is Sebastion Asian? I’ve been wondering

Girl 2: I think so, he says Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: Yea I don’t believe him either
Girl 2: He probably has a small peen lmao
by Tripzable September 14, 2019
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Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever
omg it’s sebastion the dick fish
by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020
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Sebastion

A mighty valorous knight who bravely defends da castle from da parapets atop da walls.
King Arthur reportedly had so many chivalrous warriors at his famous round table dat we do not know for sure who all sat there; let's hope dat da noble Sebastion had da honor of being among them.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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Dirty Sebastion Espinas

When a big Spanish child who is a Jew loses a game of warzone and starts fingering his dog who is German. He licks the curry of indian tips and does the salsa dance on men's penises at the gay strip club.
I just lost a warzone game and am about to do do a dirty sebastion espinas.
by Felix's Cat November 13, 2022
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Sebastion Stapleton

A goofy anoying person who manages to always dodge any question that he is asked. somehow suprisingly atractive
bob: hey
Joe: stfue sebastion stapleton
by asapeawww November 13, 2023
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Sebastion Miller

A 12th grade prick at Wars County High School who bullied kids.And he was rude and hateful.He wouldn't talk much,But when he did talk he would say a bunch of rude hateful shit.
Zack:)Hey bro you know Sebastion Miller? Austin:)Oh my god bro!I know that guy and he's such an asshole. Bryce:)He really is an asshole.The shit he says to people is just rude and hateful.
by Kingsteveharrington5556666 November 15, 2019
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Sebastion

Sebastion pp smoll XD
by Taco muncher 34 February 16, 2023
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