Seacow

Used to describe someone overly large in height or weight. See Wardypookins

The seacow sat on me and it hurt very bad

by mr schlomo 2 October 13, 2006

shalow

When something is low, but even lower than low

That was really ShaLow

by Iaksdownfkd April 8, 2017

Seacow

Term used to describe a female that forgot to put the fork down.

"Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."

by Cpn Ahab August 20, 2009

Seacow

A big round and worthless person in ISMO. A Seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. Everyone in Japan hates Seacows. This creature usually has a background in Communication.

Person 1: We need to get that request done ASAP!!!

Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day!

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seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better.

TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself

by TNA69 September 3, 2009

Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.

Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!

by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009

seacow

a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up.

Leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with James.

by Yea, I'm that Guy April 9, 2009

sealooker

Generally used by homosexual asian men from Hong Kong in the search for other individuals of the same persuasion.

"Wong is such a sealooker"

by Sealooker November 3, 2006