Seacow

A fat, socially awkward, acne ridden teenager.

What a seacow, he needs to do some exercise....fag

by Tehsupreme March 18, 2008

Seacow

Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size.

'oh the door said pull'

'omfg you seacow!'

by Mark Wilkinson November 04, 2007

Seacow

The cow of the sea, or a fat ugly fuck.

Emily N is such a SEACOW!!

by ericaisepicx May 05, 2009

Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.

" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"

by rignfendo September 30, 2011

ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 07, 2018