Seasoning American

A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.

Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.

Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!

Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..

by Delusion Enjoyer March 31, 2023

shaboingery

Nothing but all around fucking about

you have been charged with shaboingery

by llRaccll October 11, 2022

marijuana seasoning

Marijuana seasoning

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.

by Mungalup mafia July 31, 2019

soapboxing

Preaching; pontificating; voicing one's opinion loudly in the hopes it will gain supporters. Comes from a time when wooden boxes were used to ship soapflakes in, and were then put into use as pulpits for street preachers.

"Shirley, quit your soapboxing and give THIS guy's opinion a thought or two."

by Ren May 6, 2004

seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.

If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?

by wypipofood March 22, 2023

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Shaboingus

A word used in anger that’s not a curse word so you can say it in front of your grandma.

That’s a load of “Shaboingus”!
Holy “Shaboingus” that’s a lotta pineapple!

by Shmeedle_Shmop November 7, 2020