Seahorsing

When a guy/girl is bent over their phone, while in stature that resembles the appearance of a sea horse (and usually on social media).

That guy has been seahorsing on his phone for an hour.

That girl looks like a seahorse when she surfs Facebook on her phone.

You seahorsed a lot last night while you were drunk.

by WestAndLondon January 20, 2018

Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.

Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.

by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023