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Scumcast

An insult for Comcast after cheating and screwing you over.
Scumcast completely ripped me off. First, they raised the price of my service without even notifying me and just charge my bank card. When I canceled their service for another internet provider, they said they'd send me a refund check for what I didn't use for that month, but I never even received that check.
by GorillaMike713 June 18, 2017
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scumberto

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw
Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?
by Gappy meal January 24, 2020
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Scumbatic

Adjective: describing people's scum bag like behavior
We are sick & tired of his scumbatic behavior
by TommyAndrew October 17, 2019
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Scumboat

Similar to scumbag but in a banter sense, a scumboat is someone your friendly with but has annoyed you in some way mainly in a jokey way
“Which one of you scumboats has hid the pool ball” or “here it is, late as always f*****g scumboat”
by Finnstar October 28, 2021
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Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.
Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!
by Red Osprey February 11, 2010
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scumbass

a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009
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