Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

scrunchie

A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.

The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces

by TippCityian July 2, 2004

Scrunchie

A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.

"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"

by rofl686 October 23, 2009

scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

Scrunchy

A slang word for a person's arsehole.

Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'

by CH405 May 28, 2010

scrunchie

a very nice hair accessory that is currently being overused by basic white girls especially emma chamberlain

kailey: "hey guess what tiffany i got a new scrunchie and it looks just like emma chamberlains!"

by dopplegangercity September 14, 2018

scrunchy

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.

"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.

by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008