Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

scrotomima

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

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Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Slapping scrotums

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.

Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.

by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.

Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.

by Bones June 25, 2004

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010