Scorpion

The best and most badass Mortal Kombat character there ever was and ever will be! Real name: Hanzo Hasashi, Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu klan.

Amazing backstory and super cool gameplay! He was a wraith, which is an undead warrior, who served Quan Chi. He wanted revenge on Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei because Scorpion thought that he killed his klan and family. He eventually did kill him and then later in the timeline after he became human again found out Quan Chi killed his family and klan. He got revenge by killing him and still remains one of the best video game characters ever !

Wow, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is so fun to play as and his story is awesome!

by Y u need to look at username? July 11, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are hot as fuck, clever, hard headed, manipulative and the best in bed. Being a Scorpios you’re luring and submissive with a complex mind. We are all different some good some venomous..but just know if run into a Scorpio be ready for rebellious adventures and many humble moments♡

I can tell by the way you act...you’re a Scorpio

by floppy disk October 15, 2019

Hank Scorpio

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.

Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

by BM December 8, 2004

Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018

Scorpio

The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.

Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word

by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020