scrooge

To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.

To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.

Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!



Steve: Ow!!

Brad: what happened man?

Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out


Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.

Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.

Fujimora: Who say that?

Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.

by scroogemaster February 19, 2009

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

Scrooged

(N.) When you get insanely drunk on Christmas with your fam.

Dude... Mary is sooo scrooged.

I'm gonna get so scrooged this Christmas.

by BreakingBlonde December 25, 2016

scrooge

what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.

person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!

by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

scrooged

When a really rich person is in deep trouble. Made from a mix of Scrooge McDuck/ the Scrooge from the book "A Christmas Carol"(Both are really rich) and the word screwed.

Jordon Belfort was indicted on charges of insider trading. He is scrooged.

by Dosaaaa November 05, 2015

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2009

scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.

Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.

by tollyhobro November 29, 2011