The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
Get the The scrooched moosemug. Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
Get the Scrooche creammug. Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!
by PCFG February 4, 2012
Get the Pooed the Scroochmug. To freeze someone stiff as a bullet by firing a foreign charge of energy from a scrooch gun. The effect has a duration which is set by the weapon's dials.
by MrWhomstDVe November 7, 2021
Get the scroochmug. by Smoke Rancher October 17, 2018
Get the Scroochmug. by The Scrooch November 22, 2023
Get the Scroochmug.