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Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.
Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"
by Chemich August 6, 2009
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Scrapheap

the after math of a saturday night paro mess....then getting up to 5 hours of pure heavy hardcore scrapheap madness in the mornn.....
aviator loving drone advert was a scrapheap warrior from east compton...that last tune was my 9th faveeee ....
by scrapheap challenger July 31, 2011
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Spreeheap

1. The heat on a chair or couch due to someone who previously sat there (not necessarily from a fart).

2. The heat on a chair or couch due to a fart made by someone who previously sat there.

3. A couch or chair that is still warm from the person before.

4. The person who put the warmth into the seat you are now in.
1. I got maaajor spreeheap at Bob's slumber party! Joe must have been sitting there forever!

2. The spreeheap on this couch is TERRIBLE! It's warm AND smelly!

3. This spreeheap is still very warm from when Grandma was sitting on it!

4. Hmm, this chair is warm. I think Steve is the spreeheap!
by that person...? February 19, 2009
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screwhe

A misspelt version of the word screw created by typing random letters into a web browser by someone named Iain.
Person: Oh screwhe you!
by The Lambinator April 18, 2005
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flying screwhammer

The act of pile driving a woman while she is giving you head and wraps her legs around your neck while you hold her middle. usually done by jumping off the bead and holding her hair for maximum results.
man, dude, i just flying screwhammered that girl!
by Tommerbomber October 31, 2008
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screwhana

A sexual position in which a man covers his dick in curry before giving it to the woman in every orifice of her body. Usually done with a HUGE slut.
"Yo dude, what did you do wit dat bitch last night?"

"Oh man, I totally gave her a Screwhana. She had jizz runnin' out her nose and ears and shit. Then she started cryin', so I had to cockslap her and tell that bitch to shut up."
by No Reggie, Man February 26, 2008
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Scrapheap Challenge

Played on the days between running out of weed and next seeing your dealer, scrapheap challenge is a game where you tactfully search the areas in and around your rolling tin (or rolling table, if a connoisseur), grinder or other tools in search of materials to construct a joint or any contraption that will achieve a sufficient high.
That was my last nug, guess it’s Scrapheap Challenge for me tomorrow.
by Phinity8 March 20, 2021
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