scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.

Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.

by scrindler July 5, 2022

scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

scrindlebeeper

A kind loving caring person who cares for the world and everyone in it

See, united kingdom friends (scrindlebeepers place)
Facebook.

Isn't scrindlebeeper kind.
Scrindlebeeper has great optimism.

by Werdna Drof March 18, 2021

scrundle

to fondle with round squishy objects

You're so damn cute, I JUST WANT TO SCRUNDLE YOU UP!

by doohini July 11, 2009

scrundle-woogie

A word used in place of curse words.

Oh scrundle-woogie!!! My toe!!

by melody m October 30, 2003