Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

Scromlette

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

scrullet

A female who is sought after when more than 4 pints of beer have been consumed or the night is nearly over. She is the definition of last resort. This female is usually not very attractive and quite easy to bed.

The night was late and Justin was running out of options, so he decided to go find some scrullet.

by Eagan March 24, 2007

scraggletooth

An extremely unattractive woman

I was out at the bar with Woogis M last nite, he remarked that the chick sitting next to us is so harsh she's must have her own booth at the scraggletooth convention

by Chump Diesel January 17, 2009

Scrumpet

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

by Musumeci December 9, 2014

scramulated

1.The way that hair grows out of follicles in every which way

2.Random directional energy

3.Unfocused

4.The way your brain feels after it is overloaded with too much information after a long night out

The disorder of the growth of your eyebrow hairs is scramulated at the least,completely random at the best.

by woodyplant March 31, 2009

scrullet

When you shave above your dick but forget to do your balls.
scrotum-mullet

Nice scrullet asswipe!

by Priach January 1, 2007