A person who is jittery, squirrel-
like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their
soul to Satan for the management
job at
local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate
ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #
1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda
like working with a
spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."